Bristol Palin Is Up The Spout

In light of scandalous rumors about Sarah Palin faking her pregnancy with Trig to cover for her teenage daughter, the VP-nominee has come out and announced her daughter’s current pregnancy, which is five months along. Of course Bristol will be keeping the child and marrying the fellow high school student… because they’re totes meant to be, and it definitely has nothing to do with Governor Palin upholding her good Christian image and appealing to anti-abortion voters.

Deciding on another incense-inspired name will probably be the hardest part of the pregnancy. Sandalwood?


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