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deng linlin: fresh out of the womb

Deng Linlin: 4’5”, 68 lbs. I know gymnasts are¬†inherently¬†teeny, but really? I surpassed that size when I entered 2nd grade. Not discrediting her Olympic performance, but there’s no way that girl is a teenager. That sparkly eyeshadow ain’t fooling nobody, China.

See a video of the squirt after the jump.

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